September 9, 2009 | Funny Bits

Mm-mmmm, apple flavored jizz

Tired of pretending to love your boyfriend's cum, smiling up at him as he fills your mouth with his overly salty, sour, icky tasting man juice? Well, there may finally be something on the market to make all you cum-haters into sperm-lovers!

The product is called Sweet Release Male. It's a herbal supplement that changes semen into a tangy apple treat. Blue Mountain Nutraceuticals claims their product is 100% natural, and they say it will only take about a week to do its job.

“Every guy enjoys oral sex and probably wishes he could get it more often” says ShytoBuy assistant site manager James Schofield. “Sweet Release is great because it takes away the taste problem so your partner will be able to totally relax when they treat you because there’s no nasty surprise at the end."

For about $40 a bottle, we think the price is a little steep and we're somewhat leary of herbal remedies. Adding more fruit to your diet will help your semen sweeten up. It's something you should be doing already -- and won't cost you shipping and handling.