March 10, 2010 | Funny Bits

Pube trimming and driving don't mix

Woman causes car crash while driving and shaving her pubesMegan Mariah Barnes, 37, was not happy with her bush. Unlike a normal person, however, she skipped a bathroom shave and literally took the issue to the streets. While driving her Thunderbird in Key West last week she asked her passenger, her ex-husband, to hold the wheel so she could trim her pubes. The couple slammed into the back of a Chevrolet pickup carrying four people.

Barnes continued to drive for almost another mile before pulling over. She swapped places with her ex, because the day before she had her license suspended for a DUI. Cops weren't fooled though, because the airbag on the driver’s side had not deployed and the male had "burns from the passenger side airbag that proved he had not been in the driver’s seat."

Trooper Gary Dunick was shocked to find out what the woman had been doing: "If I wasn't there, I wouldn't have believed it. About 10 years ago I stopped a guy in the exact same spot ... who had three or four syringes sticking out of his arm. It was just surreal and I thought, 'Nothing will ever beat this.' Well, this takes it."

Her excuse? She wanted to be ready for her a visit with a new boyfriend. Nothing says love like driving down a highway with a sharp metal object between your legs.

'Pubic' Enemy Megan Barnes Caused Keys Crash by Shaving Bikini Line While Driving [Miami New Times]

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