October 22, 2016 | Funny Bits

Cocks in costumes

Soraya Doolbaz is an Iranian Canadian living in NY. She's a photographer who has cornered a pretty interesting niche for herself in the industry; she takes pictures of cocks in costumes. She even has a website devoted to all of her hard work.

Here's a peak at what she does:

Why did she choose this particular subject matter?

"I’ve gotten my fair share of dick pics over the years and most of my single friends had as well," she explains on her site. "We would show them to each other and compare. These dick pics varied in quality depending on the guy and the relationship (Gay guys really do take the best dick pics). I thought it would be funny to treat dick pics like a high fashion photo shoot. So, I put clothes on penises and the rest is history!"

She adds: "The Statue of David and all Greek Gods had their cock and balls out there like it was for sale. Then religion (Catholicism) came into play and they covered David’s dick with plaster fig leaf. As religion is dissipating, the penis is re-emerging through dick pics whether for sexual liaising or just a 'hey how you doing I’m thinking of you' text from your partner."

You may want to take inspiration from Doolbaz' work for your Halloween costume. You'll save some money on fabric, and who would charge a guy for indecent exposure when his willy is wearing a pink wig?

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