It's Victoria Day in Canada (the only country in the world that celebrates the great queen's birthday), so an appropriate time to turn our thoughts to the True North.
As you must know, Canada made gay marriage legal in 2005, a full decade before the United States.
Last year the US Supreme Court ruled gay marriage was a right, but there's been a huge backlash as many state governments react with fear and ignorance, aiming their intolerance at another sexual minority, the transgendered.
Meanwhile, up in Canada, Justin Trudeau's Liberal government has introduced legislation that will guarantee transgender people equal rights.
According to Canadian Justice Minister Jody Wilson-Raybould, the proposed law will "ensure that Canadians will be free to identify themselves and to express their gender as they wish while being protected against discrimination and hate, because as Canadians, we should feel free and safe to be ourselves."
The legislation would, if passed, make it illegal to prevent someone from getting a job or to discriminate in the workplace on the basis of gender identity or gender expression. It would also would also update the Criminal Code to extend hate speech laws to include gender identity and gender expression.
Prime Minister Trudeau will march in Toronto's Gay Pride Parade on July 3. He will be accompanied by Ontario Premier (and lesbian) Kathleen Wynne, Toronto Mayor John Tory and City Councillor (and also lesbian) Kristyn Wong-Tam.
Happy Victoria Day, Canada! And thanks for being you!
Always on the lookout for innovative masturbation devices, we were struck by the simple elegance of fifi. It works like other masturbation sleeves: stick your dick in and stroke the fifi up and down to get a most pleasant sensation. When you cum, remove the disposable liner and chuck it in the trash.
The name originates in prison slang, where hard up inmates have to compromise using items at hand: a rubber glove greased with vaseline or dish soap and wrapped tightly in a towel.
But this fifi is purpose designed for your dick and crafted with the finest polyester, spandex and polyethylene foam.
While the name fifi does have a distinctly feminine ring to it, until they start marketing the hihi, a hole a hole.
Here's how fifi works: