October 11, 2008 | Funny Bits

A burning sensation in his loins

On Wednesday 52-year-old Maverna T. Turay poured boiling hot water on her husband's groin while he slept. The Bradenton, Florida, woman told authorities she suspected her husband of cheating.

Ealy Jones Jr., 51, was sent to the Tampa General Hospital burn unit and listed in fair condition there.

"I am doing fine," was all he was willing to say.

Maverna was charged with aggravated battery causing great bodily harm. At least she knows he won't be getting much action while she's waiting for someone to post the $7,500 bond.