October 15, 2008 | Funny Bits

Obama dildo? You bet!

He's a lovely golden color with a smooth but firm feel, and he wants to be the best Head O State you've ever had. You won't find him on the campaign trail (well, except in Palin's carry-on!) but he's sure to win your vote in the bedroom.

It's an Obama dildo. We're just not sure whether to sit on it or display it on our mantle.

Of course, the 7.5" toy is manufactured in the USA, so it's the perfect gift for any patriots out there.

The company that  makes the Obama dong is also planning a George Bush buttplug for all the horny Republicans out there.  As the website says: "he's been screwing you for 8 years so you might as well enjoy it!"