June 21, 2010 | Funny Bits

Veggie burger with a side of porn

A couple of marketing geniuses realized that their veggie fare, sold from a food van, might sell better with a little spice. So for every vegetarian burger purchased they threw in a free porn DVD.

The town of Driffield  in the United Kingdom was unaware about the giveaway until some prude complained. The police went undercover. The owners were caught with their pants down, figuratively speaking.

"The van had been operating for about two weeks,” said Sergeant Dave Jenkins. “We received complaints that free porn DVDs were being offered to everyone who spent 5 pounds or more on beer and burgers. Undercover officers made test purchases and found this to be true before Saturday night's operation when the caravan was seized. We won't tolerate this because a youngster could have been given the DVDs.”

When police arrived to make an arrest, the guys were even playing porn in the van.

“It is unbelievable customers were being offered porn DVDs with their beer and burgers at an outlet that did not even have the necessary licenses,” said Jenkins.

That's one hell of a happy meal!

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