April 19, 2012 | Funny Bits

Prisoner wants his foreskin back

Convicted kidnapper Dean Cochrun, 28, is suing the South Dakota hospital that circumcised him as an infant, blaming the common procedure for his lack of penile sensitivity. 

Apparently Cochrun had not until recently paid much attention to his dick, as he states in his suit that he "was recently made aware of the fact that I had been [circumcised]." 

Huh?

Cochrun says he lacks sensitivity during sexual intercourse "as well as the sense of security and well-being I am entitled to in my person."

Maybe being in prison is having an effect, too?

Cochrun wants the hospital to restore the foreskin, and to pay $1,000 in compensatory and punitive damages. He's not represented by a lawyer, big surprise.

We think Cochrun might incur an even greater loss of his "sense of security" once this story circulates around the slammer.